You know you are working for EDS in the '90's if...

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  1. Your resume is on diskette in your pocket.
  2. You really get excited about a 3% pay raise.
  3. Your biggest loss from a system crash is losing all your best jokes.
  4. You sit in an office smaller than your bedroom closet.
  5. Salaries of the members on the Executive board are higher than all the 3rd World countries annual budget combined.
  6. It's dark when you drive to and from work.
  7. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
  8. "Communication" is something your group is having trouble with.
  9. When you see a good looking person, you know it is a visitor.
  10. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple diet.
  11. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you are in the hospital.
  12. Art involves a white board.
  13. You're already late on the assignment you just got.
  14. You work 200 hours for a $100.00 bonus check, and jubilantly say "Oh wow."
  15. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every office.
  16. Your boss's favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes", "in your spare time", or "when you are freed up".
  17. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers."
  18. Change is the norm.
  19. You see people in the lunch room checking the employment section in the Friday morning paper.
  20. 7:30AM to 6:00PM is your work day, including 1 1/2 hours for lunch.
  21. You're having a bad day.
  22. You read this whole list and understand it!