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- Your resume is on diskette in your pocket.
- You really get excited about a 3% pay raise.
- Your biggest loss from a system crash is losing all your best jokes.
- You sit in an office smaller than your bedroom closet.
- Salaries of the members on the Executive board are higher than all
the 3rd World countries annual budget combined.
- It's dark when you drive to and from work.
- Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
- "Communication" is something your group is having trouble with.
- When you see a good looking person, you know it is a visitor.
- Free food left over from meetings is your main staple diet.
- Being sick is defined as can't walk or you are in the hospital.
- Art involves a white board.
- You're already late on the assignment you just got.
- You work 200 hours for a $100.00 bonus check, and jubilantly say "Oh wow."
- Dilbert cartoons hang outside every office.
- Your boss's favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes", "in your
spare time", or "when you are freed up".
- Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with
computers."
- Change is the norm.
- You see people in the lunch room checking the employment section in
the Friday morning paper.
- 7:30AM to 6:00PM is your work day, including 1 1/2 hours for lunch.
- You're having a bad day.
- You read this whole list and understand it!
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